Cooper Tight Lipped About Dog Eating Past

NASHVILLE, TN -- If you're not scared, you're not paying attention. The world has lost itself in an intense delusion and Left Wing self destruction. A generation is in Hell. Our city has once again contributed to this climate of "acceptance" and "empathetic" culture that we have seen lead to the fall of empire after countless empire. Have we forgotten the impotent reign of Karl "Marx" Dean? The fatal wave of youth promiscuity that followed the Barry administration? The horror of the Bredesen senatorial campaign? I admit, I had little hope in this gutless city, but I never thought I'd see the day we'd narrow down the ticket of Communist and Left Wing Activists to the leader of Antifa and his Communist Fraternal Order of Police-endorsed counterpart (David Briley and John Cooper, respectively). But it gets worse, voters. Cooper refused after several attempts to speak on matters hot dog indulgence, dodging Hot Blog Dog Blog: Nashville's Most Truthful and Fact Based Reporting On the Topic of Hot Dogs, LLC's questions without subtlety.

Mayor Karl "Marx" Dean, laughing at God knows what kind of deviancy off-camera

Playing the fool's game of government accountability, Cooper's campaign was immediately interested in the idea of doing press when HBDB initially reached out. However, as the subject of eating dogs was brought forth as the main topic of discussion, Cooper's team recoiled and quit responding to communication. It is, therefore, incredibly difficult to to determine with any certainty whether or not John Cooper, candidate for mayor of Nashville, has a shameful past in regards to eating dogs. If this report determined that John Cooper does not eat dogs, it would so state. 

We have long suspected that John Cooper was not "One of Us" at all, and all the wieneries in town will tell you he is not a regular patron of any of their dining rooms. Honestly, how do you trust a guy like that? Leading this town requires someone with the dignity to microwave their hot dogs alone in their home after a long day of campaigning to people to who, understandably, start most sentences with "I'm not a racist, but." This day and age, it's practically all I say! Right, men? I digress. We could have had that candidate, but the "intellectuals" didn't even put Carol Swain in the runoff.

I think we all know how this ends - the city will be in ruins, our cosmic dust roaming the earth for eternity, fucked with the horror of consciousness. Screaming in a void, no one - and nothing - to hear. It all starts with electing one of these two Elites mayor. I am of a sound mind so I know this is God's Truth. No doubt about it, I am right. We don't know for sure if John Cooper eats dogs, and, obviously, that is the incredibly basic knowledge of a candidate's platform the voters crave. Hot Blog Dog Blog does not seek to influence your vote in any way, but it is important that the Informed Voter know that HBDB could not determine if John Cooper eats dogs. When we asked, we were ghosted. In this age of political chaos, all bets are off. We may never know the truth.


HBDB has reached out to John Cooper for further comment.

There are a lot of questions...we may never have the answers.